funnytwittertweets:

velinxi:

Yaksha

pedulum-chronometry:

netherworldpost:

“Why should rich people pay more” because fuck ‘em

“So you are okay for paying more when you have money” I am not excluded from ‘fuck ‘em’ when relevant

“I am not excluded from ‘fuck ‘‘em’ when relevant” is surprisingly powerful as both a statement and philosophy

jellybeandrawsthings:

tis the season

breeze-y:

chancellor-valpatine:

natalieironside:

charaah:

natalieironside:

Tips for new Tumblr users:

* Liking posts is a good way to bookmark them to find later

* Do not reblog anything between the hours of midnight and dawn or you might summon the Beast

* You can use your queue to post on a schedule even when you’re offline, which is very handy

* Every year on the anniversary of Dashcon staff will pick one user at random and kill them

* You can use simple HTML to put clickable links in your bio

* If you die on Tumblr, you die in real life

What’s the beast?

Just your typical beast. Seven horns, seven heads, seven crowns, comes out of the sea, etc and so forth

not old enough to remember the Tumbeasts, I see

lady-byleth:

carnivalseb:

funnytwittertweets:

well, the C is a harsh mistress

harperhug:

vulgarweed:

theleftpill:

fangorgia:

some fandom needs to hear this. but i just cANt remember which one ……

Finally someone is saying it

Every fandom needs to hear this.

A pedestal is a tiny constrained place to stand in. Why would anyone want to be there?

Putting someone on a pedestal is just as dehumanizing as treating them like they’re beneath you. In both cases, you’re not seeing them as equals.

flying-potato2:

dzamie:

ruffboijuliaburnsides:

schwazombie:

charlesoberonn:

demareth:

noroquian:

charlesoberonn:

charlesoberonn:

“Oh you had a plague? Come back to us when you had a World War, brand new unconventional weapons, and a new international order.”

I apologize.

insert that YOU chihuahua post where theyre being pinned down i cant for the life of me find it

This one?

Oh, Charles. The hubris. Honey. You had to know this was a possibility. Why would you tempt Apollo like that.

I love how we don’t even need Apollo to be captioned, it’s just “he’s holding a dodgeball and looks Greek statue, of COURSE it’s Apollo delivering the gift of prophecy unto unsuspecting tumblr users”

lyriform:

a resume is just a ref for your worksona